fuckyeahmattsmithswardrobe:

Much like the mythical lands of Vegas and the Bermuda Triangle, the happenings of the Sacred Hiptopian Palace Harem are secretive and seldom spoken of beyond the confines of their private sexytimes. Risking life and limb to uncover the truth, Obscurity Outpost’s research team sent spies into the midst of the shocking festivities, and while our accomplices now seem too traumatised to speak of what they have witnessed, this image still remains, a silent testament to what has been seen and now, as the internet has long warned us, cannot be unseen.